Snail

i am GOD.


      TANTO NOMINI NULLUM PAR ELOGIUM

my name is Andy, you can also call me Andrew or Drew, or Android/Anderson if you want

Bigender

pronouns: he/his/him, she/hers/her, or they/theirs/them

I am biologically bigender

Pansexual

White

In a relationship

DO NOT FUCKING QUOTE GAIL DINES

Every sex worker on Tumblr. Repeatedly. Constantly. Daily.

AND YET.

It is a *privilege* to not know who Gail Dines is and to read something she wrote that was actually not virulently hateful towards sex workers or trans women and was maybe on point for once and so to reblog it to all of the sex workers and trans women who follow you.

Spread this post around so people KNOW NOT TO DO THAT SHIT.  If Gail Dines has said something correct, I guarantee you a million other women have said it better. So find a better quote and stop it with Dines.

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harunosakuras:

when he was with deidara obito was like a 30 year old man constantly picking on a 19 year old. i want u to think about that. nagato had to tell him to tone it down one time in canon. obito uchiha is an asshole

(via pizzeta)

cisandhetphobia:

*points to favorite character* bisexual

*fandom crying loudly* no…stop……theyre not….they either homogay or heterostraight…..please don’t….

*points to favorite character again* love that bisexual

(via persystella)

How sexy is your name?

zodiaccity:

Add the letters in your first name using the numbers below =) 

- Under 60 points= NOT TOO SEXY
- Between 61-300 points= PRETTY SEXY
- Between 301-599 points= VERY SEXY
- Over 600= THE ULTIMATE SEXIEST

  • A=100 B=14 C=9 D=28 E=145 F=12
  • G=3 H=10 I=200 J=100 K=114 L=100 M=25
  • N=450 O=80 P=2 Q=12 R=400 S=113 T=405
  • U=11 V=10 W=10 X=3 Y=210 Z=23

Don’t forget to add your name and your total!!!

(via pizzeta)

sirbobjones:

Maaaybe I just interpret too much in this because I love Demo so much, but I really had the feeling that Demoman has taken care of Engie until he had build his level 3 sentry because you see him standing here with engie shooting bombs
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and first leaves after Engie is done and gives him the sign to go


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and I just really love that kind of teamwork

(via vesperstardust)

batreaux:

You bump into a man on the subway wearing a trenchcoat. You apologize and he responds “Its alright. We’re only human. All of us. All of us here are human. Yep. Very human. I’m probably the most human here! You betcha.” and then the trenchcoat falls and the figure collapses and roughly 1000 salamanders scatter around the train 

(via bitter-feminist)

igotshitiwannasay:

frankmorys:

two vampire friends lying on the floor getting drunk and describing eachother because they can’t use mirrors don’t even try to tell me that isn’t adorable

for the first time in my life ive found something i may like about vampires

(via bitter-feminist)

Anonymous asked: Sniper laments about being an "old man" until someone (probably Demoman) yells "FOR FUCK'S SAKE, MUNDY, YOU'RE NOT EVEN 40!"

tf2imaginesandheadcanons:

"My back hurts."

"Ah, got to go to thr bathroom again."

"I’m getting old."

"Wow, starting to gray."

"I’ve gotten some wrinkles."

"Getting too old for this"

And then Medic and Demo just glare.

yamino:

winawinadajcie:

solongasitswords:

nullbula:

thesylverlining:

what happened in roughly 1870 though
why was there temporary internet
with a few people searching for pokemon?

It’s a search of Google books, but the question still stands, what the Fuck happened in 1870

I CAN ANSWER THIS!!
In the Cornish dialect of English, Pokemon meant ‘clumsy’ (pure coincidence).
In the mid 1800s there was a surge of writing about the Cornish language and dialect in an attempt to preserve them with glossaries and dictionaries being written. I wrote about it HERE.


Cool!

Huh!

yamino:

winawinadajcie:

solongasitswords:

nullbula:

thesylverlining:

what happened in roughly 1870 though

why was there temporary internet

with a few people searching for pokemon?

It’s a search of Google books, but the question still stands, what the Fuck happened in 1870

I CAN ANSWER THIS!!

In the Cornish dialect of English, Pokemon meant ‘clumsy’ (pure coincidence).

In the mid 1800s there was a surge of writing about the Cornish language and dialect in an attempt to preserve them with glossaries and dictionaries being written. I wrote about it HERE.

Cool!

Huh!

(Source: neilcicierega, via whinyengie)